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Happy Summer Y'all!

It's so hot... two hobbits just threw a ring in my lap!
I'm sweatin' like ... a dyslexic waiting on a countdown, or Mike Tyson in a spelling bee!
Summer in Alabama is hotter'n than ... hell and half of Georgia, a snake's butt in a wagon rut, two hamsters fartin' in a wool sock, and a billy goat with a blow torch!


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  • Groucho Marx said, "Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana." This illuminating quote is true for some, but I like to say, "Time flies when you're having fun; May Flies scare your sister." Exactly how is explained in June Bugs and May Flies.
  • Gertie's Cloudin' up a Storm!
  • The dog days of summer have all kinds of fascinating superstitions and oddities, the durndest one being how I kept ending up in the doghouse! Read why in "Doggone Doghouse Days of Summer"!
  • Gertie Delves into the Great Toilet Paper Debate!
  • Summer is like a sanctuary from school, read my short summertime memoir: Sanctuary of Summertime
  • Since June is the most popular month to get hitched, Gertie got together with cousin Dizzy Dee plus good friend Lo-Reeta to advise and handle Questions about Discount Nuptials!
  • Was I too overprotective of my 3-year-old at the pool? You decide: The Adventures of Super Nicky!
  • Fishing on TV is too complicated and it ain't how I was taught. Read on to learn all about Backwater Fishin'.
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  • Grillin' Recipes: Having a cookout and need ideas about what to grill? Try these!
  • Gertie Slices Up Pie Advice!
  • Summertime in Alabama signals that it's time to go Pickin' Berries
  • A Mid-Summer Southern Supper: A menu idea for those fresh mid-summer veggies.
  • When I'm Stringin' Beans my mind wanders to all kinds of interesting places.
  • Everywhere you look is a lush green nomadic wanderer trying to take over the South. Is Kudzu our Friend? Foe? Or is it a Food?
  • Gertie's Got the Goods on Cookin'!
  • I have The Homegrown Tomato Blues! For months I endured the plastic bland tomatoes from my local grocery store, and this summer I'm gonna do something about it.
  • inspirations and devotions
  • Making and keeping a budget is hard. What does scripture say? The Parable of The Unjust Steward has just what y'all need to know!
  • What is love to you, how do you perceive it? Is it an act? A feeling? A cause? Read on to see my thoughts on this Crazy Thing Called Love.
  • Being awakened at 3am took on a new meaning to me in Bleary-eyed Bliss.
  • Remember when we were young and you had no doubt that God was there listening to you? No matter what your age: He is Listening!
  • That early spring Sunday began with eggs, biscuits, gravy, and prayer when we set off to do our Chores of the Heart.
  • For more inspirational stories, visit my INSPIRATION PAGE.
  • For info on God's true love, read my "Sinner's Prayer" page.

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  • Who is Southern Angel? Is she nuts? Where'd she come from? Find out in A History of Southern Angel
  • For everything you need to know about wrestling, I have a WHOLE directory for you to peruse! Visit my Wrestling Section.
  • If you're feeling fragile, goofy, moody, or needing to squeal like a pig, then you need the "I Have Issues" coffee mug!
  • Check out my wacky SouthernAngel.com Cafe Press items.
  • Pregnant? Want to laugh at someone else's big belly? My pregnancy diary from Child #4 in 2001 will entertain you! Visit Countdown to Delivery: Angel's Story.
  • For down-to-earth, straight from the armpit free advice, y'all need to meet our own Southern know-it-all, Gertrude Butterbean (aka Gravel Gertie), and read her Wisdom from the Salt Lick!
  • For everything you need to know about wrestling, I have a WHOLE directory for you to peruse! Visit my Wrestling Section.
  • My oldest son, Josh has some, uh, interesting things for y'all! See .... What the ??????

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